There you are at the pub. It is late and they are about to close. You just finished your 29th half pint and are on your way to number 30. It has been a productive day, but now you need to think about the crawl home. You carefully put on your gloves and knee pads. After running head first into a telephone booth you now also strap on your helmet. Here are a few items to stay away form on your crawl home....or as a matter of fact anytime.
This stuff is really sticky and hard to off your gloves and knee pads!
Dude, I love ya, but your pictures look like shit! Do you need a new camera?
ReplyDeleteIs there a realy cool British term for dog turds? Sort of Like Bangers and Mash, except scatalogical? Spaniels and smash or....?