No one told me London is so dangerous!

Well if you haven't read Donna's blog already, then here is the BIG news! She recieved her first pay check and and then was robbed! Not once, but like six or seven times. She went to check her balance at the ATM and then was going to take me out for dinner and a wild night of pubbing when all of a sudden the ( plug your ears kiddies) damn ATM wouldn't give her card back. We finally left with the card stuck in the ATM and I went and bought dinner and wild and crazy pub times.

Welllllll, the next day we went to the bank and found you she had been taken by one of the many highly trained thieves of jolly ol' London. They had taken her for 500 pounds cash and over a 1000 pounds in purchases. Needless to say, not only was I upset by having to pay for the previous nights expences, but now I am having to deal with my wife who is acting like a liger (Yes, that is liger. They are known for their strength and mystical powers.) who just had its young taken from it. Those poor people at the bank. I am sure they thought all the Roman and Greek gods had gotten together for the tempest of all times. You see, they don't know my wife like I do. I sat next to her in the managers office smiling, patting her leg and hoping Scotland Yard would not be coming to take her away. I had no money for bail. I had spent it on dinner the night before and well, Donna didn't have any money because she had been "stuck up". I am sure the person or persons were armed with like, bazookas.

The good news is this was fruad against the bank and Donna is covered. Now for some real news!
I have finally figured out how to have a beer in 30 pubs a day. I am her for 20 days so 600 pubs. That just will just about cover London.

Look at it this way. 30 pubs in an eight hour pubbing day. That is a pint every 16 minutes. after about six hours (+/-) you find yourself doing a lot of crawling between pubs. The streets of London are kept tidy, but are not all that clean, vomit, urine, etc. So, I have decided that if you only drink half a pint at each pub, not are you able to hit 30 pubs a day, but it is not as hard on your pocket book or the knees of your trousers! Cheers!!