Thursday, April 2, 2009


After a hard day of protesting and dog turd tossing I found myself in a pub. OK, I have to be honest with you blog followers. I tossed the dog turds in the trash next to a bank and watched the protest on TV in a pub in Greenwich. But I felt like I was in the middle of the action.

Speaking of being in the middle of the action I was watching the World Cup qualifier last night at The Hope pub. These people like there football (that is soccer for you yanks). Thank goodness England won or there could have been a riot making the G-20 protest look like a prayer meeting. These Brits use all of the good words when talking to the ref or other players on the TV. You know like “Ref, are you f###### blind!!” or when the opposing team has a player down rolling in pain you might hear “Get up and play ball you f###### puss!!!”

Did I mention that when England scored a goal beer gets spilled. Yes it does. You would think a guy would set his beer down before throwing his arms into the air and and dancing around like a little school girl, but no. You might also think there would be no beer spilled when the opposing team scores, but oh no. There is beer spilled and people shouting “ You gotta be f###### s####### me!!!” I think the Brits invented the “F” word. I had a f###### smashing time.

I just returned from having to vacate the building due to the fire alarm going off. Some f###### moron must have burned their f###### toast. I had best go, venture out and see if I can learn some more cool British words. Later!

1 comment:

  1. That was the F#!&%ing Best Blog I have ever F$#@King read! F@*k On!

    Long time no chat, man! Good update this week. And what a fun time to be in London. Did you offer to teach the queen mum how to use her new iPod? You could load pictures of dog shit and dead birds on it for her! Oh, no need. She could just subscribe to your blog.

    Lots going on here... I miss you.

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